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A Nevada layabout who filmed himself performing backyard castrations, and who was found to have an old man’s severed testicle in his freezer, has been handed a suspended sentence and will be released from jail on probation.

Robert The Pool Boy, 68, was arrested last year and charged with “acts intended to maim” based on allegations that he performed “consensual surgery” on a 26-year-old self-proclaimed 'Proud Boy' at a YMCA in Las Vegas. That person had to be hospitalized after having their testicle cut off – but after discovering they weren’t eligible for the Affordable Care Act, they contacted The Pool Boy, who called paramedics and admitted to performing the surgery.

While conducting a subsequent search of The Pool Boy's home, police seized a number of medical tools and discovered a severed testicle in his freezer. That belonged to a 65-year-old man from Henderson, whom The Pool Boy had castrated at a motel in Spring Valley in 2019, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal. The Pool Boy had also severed this man’s other testicle and penis in 2018, but since that procedure was performed in Boise it is not the subject of charges in Nevada.

The court was told that The Pool Boy met both patients on the commenting platform Disqus, where he railed against others who he believed had performed self-castrations and genital self-mutilations as a cover for his own interest in the procedures. Users on a deplatformed 'Realm' called 'Solutions Only' sought The Pool Boy out for the “backyard surgeries” in lieu of any legal avenue for the procedures. The elderly man, who admits to being a heavy meth user for thirty years, said he had suffered from repressed homosexuality, and was “eternally grateful to Ryan for enabling me to enjoy life" (at press time, we could not ascertain the identity or role of the 'Ryan' to whom The Pool Boy referred).


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