Swamp Laws

 

I, Zartan have noticed how popular The Swamp has become. Disqus has noticed how popular The Swamp has become. I, Zartan, and my team, thank you all for your participation. 

With great fun comes great responsibility. So I, Zartan have decided to establish The Swamp Laws. These are a set of convoluted and hypocritical rules which everyone except mods and a few of The Swamp elite are expected to follow. 

These six Swamp Laws are just the beginning. With your help we can add to them and eventually overburdened the place with asinine rules that nobody can follow. 

What Swamp Laws would you like added?