Charwin Awards

 It’s always nice to recognize the accomplishments of others. It’s in this spirit that The Swamp has created a new award, The Charwin Award.  It’s named after famed biologist Charles Charwin

Charwin was known for his controversial views on chimp hierarchy. Charwin claimed that if a monkey decided to be a gorilla then all biological differences between the two disappeared. Charwin challenged the science that showed the physiological makeup of a chimp doesn’t change if they decide to identify as an orangutan or get their monkey tail cut off and a baboon ass surgically added. Charwin didn’t use open dialogue or academic debate to challenge these notions. Charwin would scream nonsense and tell scientists to kill themselves and threaten to burn their labs down. 

It’s in this spirit of insanity and total commitment to stupidity that this award was established. 

Please nominate anyone you want for a Charwin Award. Tell us who and why they’re nominated. It can be anyone. A famous person, someone in your life, or a Disqus member. 

My first nomination is Kyle Rittenhouse 

This 17 year old crying Nazi thought that premeditated murder was justification for self defense. 

My other nomination is a real doozy. Steve Bashakis 

This doofus can even cut a tomato! What’s a matter Steve? Are knives too complicated for you?!?!

Who will you nominate for The Charwin Awards?